|Dear Santa... |
This year I've been busy!
In January I bought porn for nouvellebrielle (10 points). Last Friday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In February I pulled over and changed ditch_gospel's flat tire (15 points). Last Thursday despina_moon and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In May I committed genocide... Sorry about that, theprd (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5033 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,P.S. Please send Sanzo to do it. Thanks!!